Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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