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• (949): View more from California

  Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone

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• (818): View more from California

  Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.

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  Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  tequila makes her clothes fall off

  (512): View more from Texas

  wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time

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• (707): View more from California

  We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  i have an important question...can you drink in jail?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.

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• (530): View more from California

  Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.

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• (310): View more from California

  It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!

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