I just made out with a guy for $7.
My hand turned me down
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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