just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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