Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
accomplished twins. life is a go
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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