I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
a search helicopter?!
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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