I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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