Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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