Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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