it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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