Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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