Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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