There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Randomize
