grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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