As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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