he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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