I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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