Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
FUCK WHALES
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