If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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