Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
