My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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