Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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