Plan B is the new Plan A
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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