Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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