Duck Duck Cougar?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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