No, drunk sperm still make babies.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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