The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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