Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
