I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
We don't watch enough power rangers
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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