I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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