dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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