You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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