Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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