All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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