I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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