So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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