thus making me awesome and them whores
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I have feelings that need drinking.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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