If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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