need another drink. this is the easiest way
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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