Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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