Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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