I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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