there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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