Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
