She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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