addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
