She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
