she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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