i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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