You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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