i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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