Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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