Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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