I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I accidentally had phone sex last night
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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