If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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